Major-Blood-Vessel-About-to-Burst Coughing Fit of the Phlegm-Spitting Old Man You Meet on the Way Home from School Impression Generator

A completely unnecessary simulator for one extremely specific after-school encounter.

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LIVE PHONETIC OUTPUT

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INCIDENT PARAMETERS

Cough Intensity6POLITE CLEARINGSTRUCTURAL CONCERN Major Blood Vessel Danger62FICTIONAL / NOT A MEDICAL MEASUREMENT100 Encounter Distance7.5 mUNCOMFORTABLY CLOSEACROSS THE STREET Throat Congestion68 Cough Burst Count6 Phlegm Event Chance16%A POSSIBILITY, NOT A PROMISE100%

COMEDY SYNTHESIS ONLY · NOT MEDICAL SOFTWARE · AUDIO OUTPUT IS DYNAMICALLY LIMITED

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